Conversation with daughter:
Thump, thump thump.
Me: “Oh, hi.”
Katherine: “Can I have five dollars?”
Me: “What for?”
Dead silence.
Me: “Have you done any jobs for it?”
K: “Hmm.”
Then she grabbed the broom, ran to her room and started sweeping.
Did somebody install some software in this kid without telling me?
The sound of one hand clapping....