The Lovely and Talented Wife completed it, Sarai got it out of the Internet snoozepond from whence it had been resting, so away we go like a turd of hurtles.
The rules are:
Look at the list of (100) books below.
Bold the ones you’ve read.
Italicize the ones you want to read.
leave blank the ones that you aren’t interested in.
Movies don’t count.
1.The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown) – more cliffhangers than an border collie has neuroses
2. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen) – who-hoo! Best dialogue!
3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee) – wish I’d read it years ago so I could have been enjoying it for longer.
4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell) – ack. thpppft.
5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien) – once a year for the last fifteen+ years. Several times aloud. Including the appendices.
6. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien) - my favourite of the three. You can sing “All that is gold does not glitter” to the tune of “All Things Bright and Beautiful. Try it!
7. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien) - Go Rohan!
8. Anne of Green Gables (L.M. Montgomery) – PEI as we all want it to be.
9. Outlander (Diana Gabaldon) - and everything else she’s written. I want a Ferguson plaid tie.
10. A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry)
11. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling) - My name is Mort. Voldy Mort.
12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown) – better than The Da Vinci Code in certain ways. Not that that’s hard.
13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling) – first part’s dull, but it picks up in the latter half.
14. A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving)
15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)
16. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Rowling) - Magic. Pure magic.
17. Fall on Your Knees(Ann-Marie MacDonald)
18. The Stand (Stephen King) - read it once. Very disturbing, but highly cool.
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban(Rowling) - possibly the best so far.
20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte)
21. The Hobbit (Tolkien) – See LOTR above. Many many many times.
22. The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger) – started it.
23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott)
24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)
25 . Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
26. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams) – Here I am, brain the size of a planet and I’m sitting around filling out memes.
27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte) – read it for school. Loved it!
28. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis) – I’ve worn out 2 copies.
29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck) – you mean Stein-yech, right?
30. Tuesdays with Morrie(Mitch Albom)
31. Dune (Frank Herbert) – just to see what all the fuss is about.
32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks)
33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
34. 1984 (Orwell) – I read Animal Farm before I’d heard of Communism. Does that count?
35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley) - New Age Druid babes! Gotta love ‘em!
36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett) – aka How to Build a Big Stone Thing.
37. The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay)
38. I Know This Much is True (Wally Lamb)
39. The Red Tent (Anita Diamant)
40. The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho)
41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel) - Woo-hoo! Neanderthal psychic-inventing-everything lust!
42. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella)
44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom)
45. Bible King James and RSV. Do I get double credit?
46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy)
47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas) - I liked the movie better.
48. Angela’s Ashes (Frank McCourt)
49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck) – see East of Eden, above.
50. She’s Come Undone (Wally Lamb)
51. The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver)
52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens) – cool!
53. Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card)
54. Great Expectations (Dickens)
55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)
56. The Stone Angel (Margaret Laurence) – oh, God, kill me now.
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling) – Snakes. Big ones.
58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough) – oddly enough.
59. The Handmaid’s Tale (Margaret Atwood) – I always thought I’d hate Atwood. This confirmed it.
60. The Time Traveller’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger)
61. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)
62. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand)
63. War and Peace (Tolstoy)
64. Interview With The Vampire (Anne Rice) – Vampires! Before they were trendy.
65. Fifth Business (Robertson Davis)
66. One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
67. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Ann Brashares)
68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)
69. Les Miserables (Hugo) – the unabridged version, thank you.
70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
71. Bridget Jones’ Diary (Fielding)
72. Love in the Time of Cholera (Marquez)
73. Shogun (James Clavell) - nifty. Has ninja.
74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje)
75. The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett)
76. The Summer Tree (Guy Gavriel Kay) – one of the best books to read in university.
77. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Betty Smith)
78. The World According To Garp (John Irving)
79. The Diviners (Margaret Laurence)
80. Charlotte’s Web (E.B. White) – chilhood friend
81. Not Wanted On The Voyage (Timothy Findley)
82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbeck)
83. Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier)
84. Wizard’s First Rule (Terry Goodkind)
85. Emma (Jane Austen)
86. Watership Down(Richard Adams) - horrible. Why do people think this is a children’s book?
87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley)
88. The Stone Diaries (Carol Shields)
89. Blindness (Jose Saramago)
90. Kane and Abel (Jeffrey Archer)
91. In The Skin Of A Lion (Ondaatje)
92. Lord of the Flies (Golding) – forced to read it in school. Yech.
93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck)
94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd)
95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum) - best Ludlum
96. The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton)
97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch)
98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford)
99. The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield)
100. Ulysses (James Joyce)
Forty-one. That’s pretty respecktabiggle. Lately, I’ve gotten into reading more Guy Gavriel Kay, as well as nineteenth-century adventure novels. I need a minimum of three books on the go at once or I get a little squirrelly.
Must try Rexton’s F&SF one soon.
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